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Here is Fran’s day
8:01.3768 In the morning Fran woke up to find out he was in his bed.
8:20.6884 After getting dressed Fran went downstairs for a 140 calorie breakfast of Eggo muffin tops, where his mind wondered into where they put the muffin bottoms. He knew he would go into his secret lab once school started.
9:05.6791 In the secret lab. (The girls bathroom) He inspects his clues about where the muffin bottoms have been, when he starts thinking of a vital clue, Mattan’s hair. He had noticed earlier that it is black, too black. Soo black it is dark white. A VITAL CLUE! The muffin bottoms will be somewhere dark white. Yes that is right.
9:42.8635 Franny starts to think about his unicorns, when he realizes that the unicorns *the dark white ones are fed the muffin bottoms.
So where is Fran Poeske, now? Well he is getting EXTREME plastic surgery so he can become a unicorn, and eat some muffin bottoms.
